lady gaga:	I believe in love, acceptance, bravery and truth. If you don't believe in yourself there's nothing you can really depend on; other people are merely supplemental to your ability to live and love life to its fullest.
lady gaga the rest of the time:	there's a cute little bird outside my window!!!!!!!! I'm gonna bake him cookies so he knows how kawaii he is!!! I'm gonna take a little nappy-poo now so I'm well rested to see all your happy shining faces!!!!!

People on the internet:	Omg! You're so pretty and nice! Someone would be lucky to have you!
People in real life:	Here comes the awkward whale.